From the original SynthMaker forum (2004–2014), with its members’ names and dates.
BALTHOR ·
The MIDI to Poly needs everything in it.It should have the Mod Wheel,Pitch Bend,Portamento and After Touch all wired in and easily accessible.The Patch Manager should have the MIDI Controller program change buttons working.I think that before they lock a module it gets tested but even then there could be a virus in the module.Panda Anti Virus scans for over one million virus but it still will not remove a virus in a module.The patch change crang has to be eliminated.When I change a patch with my SYNTH II there is this big glitch sound.I think that the dezipper is an attempt to solve this problem,it is tied into the Before and After the patch change triggers.Each control has a VST module that remembers the setting for the control for every patch.The Patch Manager outputs the patch name on a wireless 'P' bus and the control changes accordingly. I could not get my MIDI controller to trigger a timer.The patch change crang could be coming from the VCA's The dezipper may not be working correctly.Right now My synth is useless until this patch change crang is eliminated.(note:I manually wired the output of the Patch Manager P bus to each individual control and there was a big oscillation in the synth.)
infuzion ·
For some reason bal, this comic reminds me of you:
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BALTHOR ·
I see SM as having serious problems.If you could comment on my issues that would be better.
TomC ·
BALTHOR wrote: I think that before they lock a module it gets tested but even then there could be a virus in the module.Panda Anti Virus scans for over one million virus but it still will not remove a virus in a module.
Dude, whatever you smoke, I'd like to have some of it.
Tom
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PS: you may want to google for 'MIDI CC events'. After that you may
probably have a deep desire to search the Midi Control Change Module
inside Synthmaker.
Start to think.
Think again.
And for good measure, think a third time, after all it can't hurt and you're
already used to do it form the first two times.
See?
It's easy!
After all that thinking it should dawn on you that everything's already
there.
Ready for you to use.
Really!
infuzion ·
BALTHOR wrote: If you could comment on my issues that would be better.
I thought I just did.
Or maybe your real issue is that you need a hug...
BALTHOR ·
I smoke generic GRAND non filters.If you would please read my original request you would see that I suggested that the MIDI to Poly module contain all of the MIDI controller functions.In my SYNTH II example I had to wire all of the MIDI manually and it took an entire page to do it!It's really true that computer virus do exist.These virus are responsible for any and all computer problems.If there is anything wrong with a computer it is a virus causing it.If the fax file filter in the BIOS were switched on that would be the end of virus and the start of the OS in the CPU----Dude.As for Infuzion's comment--you're off topic.
TomC ·
BALTHOR wrote: If you would please read my original request you would see that I suggested that the MIDI to Poly module contain all of the MIDI controller functions.
I've read your original message. And I still think it's a bad idea. That
module would have > 128 outputs for all the CCs.
In my SYNTH II example I had to wire all of the MIDI manually and it took an entire page to do it!
That's called programming. It's part of the fun. And if you're good you'll
have a nice module which does exactly what you want.
It's really true that computer virus do exist.These virus are responsible for any and all computer problems.If there is anything wrong with a computer it is a virus causing it.If the fax file filter in the BIOS were switched on that would be the end of virus and the start of the OS in the CPU
I think you forgot to take your medicaments.
Tom
BALTHOR ·
Well Tom my comments are directed to Synth Maker.I do not not like your drug related statements.
TomC ·
BALTHOR wrote: Well Tom my comments are directed to Synth Maker.I do not not like your drug related statements.
When you read my postings you'll notice that most of their content was related to your questions.
And like it or not, but statements like
I think that before they lock a module it gets tested but even then there could be a virus in the module.Panda Anti Virus scans for over one million virus but it still will not remove a virus in a module.
or
If the fax file filter in the BIOS were switched on that would be the end of virus and the start of the OS in the CPU
sound to me a bit, ahem, confused.
Either it's a language problem (and if so, I apologize), completely lack of
any computer related knowledge or related to the consumption of chemicals
not allowed in all countries.
That fax file filter in the BIOS is killing me.
Tom
infuzion ·
TomC wrote: And like it or not, but statements like
I think that before they lock a module it gets tested but even then there could be a virus in the module.Panda Anti Virus scans for over one million virus but it still will not remove a virus in a module.
or
If the fax file filter in the BIOS were switched on that would be the end of virus and the start of the OS in the CPU
sound to me a bit, ahem, confused.
That is his typical mode; I found these simply by searching for "BALTHOR forum":
http://techrepublic.com.com/5234-6230-0 ... &Submit=Go
http://synthedit.audioholik.com/index.p ... topic&t=12
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile?sho ... 1eb8c94daa
I'm sure KVR has some winning posts by him also.
tention ·
VST is VST.
It seems true that all of the VST stuff that we see is made with SE.
Never had so much fun reading a post. Great.
@BALTHOR: Can i ask you something? How old are you?
Tom7777 ·
Yeah thats a funny post for sure 🙂
Can i ask you something? How old are you?
Don't you mean which metal are you made from, surely this guy is a robot or some form of AI every post seems to have something to do with virus's or how everything was made with a modular 😈
tention ·
Tom7777 wrote: Don't you mean which metal are you made from, surely this guy is a robot or some form of AI every post seems to have something to do with virus's or how everything was made with a modular 😈
Don't you know small kids that try to explain the world with the things they already know?
BALTHOR ·
What you all are not realizing is that you are not Synth Maker.Not one of you has an affiliation with Synth Maker.Your comments are off topic and surely annoying and they have nothing to do with digital engineering.I see you as looses and forum stalkers.You're probably not even American citizens.It's a little room in Baghdad isn't it.Having some fun with the Al-Qaeda network aren't you.Interestingly enough I have never seen a forum request or wish list work.I suspect because you're always there.I see you coming,and I go the other way.
Nu Audio Science ·
Wow
What a completly strange thread
NAS
tention ·
Oh dear BALTHOR. Sorry, but i don't have to be a SYNTH MAKER, that is your part, inventing the audio engineering and showing us little viruses how the whole thing works. Forget about books and DSP guides, BALTHOR is your man...
Tom7777 ·
What you all are not realizing is that you are not Synth Maker.Not one of you has an affiliation with Synth Maker.Your comments are off topic and surely annoying and they have nothing to do with digital engineering.
I don't think anyone claimed to be SynthMaker but we could probably say we are synth/effect makers however after all thats why most of us use the forums for questions and requests which make some sense usually. 😀
You're probably not even American citizens.
Yes if you havent realized we live on the earth (well most of us), which means we don't all live in america. 🙂
Interestingly enough I have never seen a forum request or wish list work.
Well actually there has been a lot of requests which have made it into the program, usually ones that are realistic and make sense.
What a completly strange thread
Indeed, i havent made sense of much of these recent posts myself 😉
TomC ·
BALTHOR wrote: I see you as looses and forum stalkers.
I have some homework for you to do: count the number of lines of text
where those "looses [sigh] and forum stalkers" gave answers/advices
to people (including you) asking questions.
Now count the number of lines where YOU actually gave someone help.
After all this time not doing it it's maybe now a good time to start thinking
who's a loss and who's not for this forum.
BALTHOR wrote: You're probably not even American citizens.It's a little
room in Baghdad isn't it.
Dude, I have a shocking message for you: there's a world outside America.
You probably don't know this, but the other colored blobs on the globe
(that's that round thingie we're all living on) are populated.
Really!
And on one of the smaller ones of those colored blobs there live people
(real civilized people, not like you and me. They even go upright) who
programmed SynthMaker.
It's called the U.K.
A nice country!
It does NOT belong to America. It never has.
They have churches and castles which are older than your country.
Think about it.
Tom
Consul ·
I would just like to disclaim at this point that not all Americans are anything like BALTHOR is acting right now. Most, but not all. 😉
Heck, my favorite TV shows right now are QI and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
matti ·
It's all gone "kvr"...
Acrobat ·
Consul wrote: I would just like to disclaim at this point that not all Americans are anything like BALTHOR is acting right now. Most, but not all. 😉
Heck, my favorite TV shows right now are QI and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
American? Judging from his state of mind, I thought he was Japanese... Once I read there are some true physical differences in the brain of japanese people because of the their peculiar language system...
electrogear ·
I remember a couple of years back (maybe not that long - my concept of time is sometimes a bit warped... timewarped you might say) people were talking about 'BALTHOR' being a Bot. Has this been totally ruled out?
Then there was that synth that was entered into the KVR challenge... funnily enough called Balthor. And it seemed pretty good for a complete stoner (like this guy). Maybe that was just a coincidence?
Meh...
Acrobat ·
electrogear wrote: I remember a couple of years back (maybe not that long - my concept of time is sometimes a bit warped... timewarped you might say) people were talking about 'BALTHOR' being a Bot. Has this been totally ruled out?
Then there was that synth that was entered into the KVR challenge... funnily enough called Balthor. And it seemed pretty good for a complete stoner (like this guy). Maybe that was just a coincidence?
Meh...
Oh yes the legendary "Balthor Grand". Watch out 'cos he's doing also great things here, Balth you're a real puzzle to me!
whyterabbyt ·
electrogear wrote: I remember a couple of years back (maybe not that long - my concept of time is sometimes a bit warped... timewarped you might say) people were talking about 'BALTHOR' being a Bot. Has this been totally ruled out?
Then there was that synth that was entered into the KVR challenge... funnily enough called Balthor. And it seemed pretty good for a complete stoner (like this guy). Maybe that was just a coincidence?
Meh...
I think the original iteration may have been a bot, but the current one posting .osm files seems to be a combination of 'real' sentences and the bot's text generator. someone's pasting their posts through a text filter/generator, in other words.
not nearly as well done as Netochka Nezvanova, though.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netochka_Nezvanova)
aliasant ·
WOW !
How could I have missed this thread????
Laughed enough for a whole week.
Stunned.
To Balthor
I think your posts would be less confusing if you started to type
more like a normal person.
Use your Returnkey after you finished a sentence. Maybe hit it twice like I do in this reply?
Just to get some space between the ramblings...
The use of numbered lists is another way to make things clearer.
eg.
1:Midimodule should consist all the blablablabla.
2:Viruses are real!
3:I am an american.
4:I do smoke quite a lot.
Get it?
Hugs from Sweden =)
Acrobat ·
aliasant wrote: WOW !
How could I have missed this thread????
Laughed enough for a whole week.
well here's another you can't miss - for the next week in laughs:
[old link]
EDIT: mh, no, that's not so funny, that's really ugly instead... 😝
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