I am singl girl please help me with it problem. I can't joi
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nadenkkka0741 ·
Hello i am singl girl and i can't find friend in my city because it is very small.
I try use internet to it but in the internet i find one big problem.
I jone to some dating site but i can't write to man who i like because i must pay to it.
I have some money but i cant send it to dating site because paimant to it sait make with
credit card. I can't have any card.
If to it forume have any persone who can help to me with paimant to dating site
i tell to him big thank you and send money to him with post mail.
May be it forum have any persone who want dating with me and have friendship
and correspondent with e-mail. If you want datind please write to me some about you to
my privat e-mail address: [email removed]
If you want halp to me with card write to me to it e-mail [email removed]
Please any one help me . I am wery singl.
I make some my new pic at the bich on Volga river i can send it to you.
If you want dating and have pic please send me it to my address: [email removed]
I wiil wait any mail in my mail box.
Nadejda.
angstrom ·
Hey yes,
I've always wanted a Russian girlfirend, fantastic !
So I just send you my credit card details? Anything else?
Please reply here Ms Kkka0741 and tell me where I should send the details to , I am all excited now. Wow, this must be my lucky day.
I am going to make a synthesizer and call it "Russian Girlfriend" in your honour. I think I am in love with you.
Oh, one more thing you know this is a website for men with "component issues", so I hope you aren't disappointed just because my flanger has denormal problems!
malc ·
😀
I hope you find true happiness together.
doug4350 ·
@ anstrom
I think I had an affair with her a while back. I sent her my .. uh I mean my ex's cc #'s and it lasted about as long as a spaghetti vacation in December 😀 . I think her name back then was "KGB"a0741.
@ malc
Hey! ya better lock the doors b4 they get the crown jewels! 🙂
What the hey... I've been looking at transistor datasheets the last hour & 1/2
Aloha,
Doug
Shifrin ·
nadenkkka0741 wrote: If you want datind please write to me some about you to my privat e-mail address
You come to a DSP fanatics forum looking for a relationship?! LOL 😉
Shif.
dreamkeeper ·
I am wery singl.
Mee to, baib!
the bich on Volga river
Gotta love that russian flavour, eh? 😉
I wiil wait any mail in my mail box.
Nadejda.
Why wait for e-mail? I'll post my cc#'s right here:
12 - attack
13 - decay
14 - sustain
15 - release
Have fun!
Boris Karpasslow
rlahalla ·
oh my good Lord 😀 sometimes I come here just cos you guys are all so funny . . .
oddson ·
All you guys are so suspissus eh...
Just kus she types with russian accent...
She needs a good trusting Canadian like me to show her what trust is all aboot, eh. 😉
Tom7777 ·
I be look for girl who spell bad 😉
rl ·
"the other side dark is"!
"shut up Yoda and eat your toast"!
(out now to meet my african widow to help her transfer some money)
oddson ·
rl wrote: ...(out now to meet my african widow to help her transfer some money)
If you see the nigerian businessman tell him I still haven't got my cheque.
sequencer ·
You too !
Dang ! I'm still waiting on my dividend cheque from my Diamond mine shares. Thinking of which, I wonder where my Share Portfolio is, they said thay had posted a week ago...
sambean ·
I got an offer for shares in a company that's about to make it big!!! They've only been around for a week, but you know the startups.. Thats where the money's to be made. Anybody want to join in on the offer?
oddson ·
Boy, that sounds good and I'd surely get in but all my money is tied up in this deal I was introduced to recently:
Personal attention to the Chairman
Hellow sir,
Inquiry for a business Transaction
I am Mr.<name deleted>, executive vice chairman and
member of the Corporate Responsibility Committee with
a bank in Switzerland.
It involves a deposit of (US$40,000,000.00) left by a
deceased Iraqi governor, now out
standing for claim. If you are capable and willing to corporate with me in doing the deal, contact me
for clearance & proceeding.
Your prompt response will be very much appreciated
Thanks
Mr. <name deleted>
sambean ·
The shares have actually gone up 36%!!
Here they are:
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=GLXI.PK&t=5d
Some folk must be buying into it..
oddson ·
sambean wrote: The shares have actually gone up 36%!!
...Some folk must be buying into it..
Yeah... on the day after dropping just as much yesterday.
I still think my dead Iranian is going to pay off though...
sambean ·
Cool, can you leave me a few million?
skOre ·
oddson wrote: and willing to corporate with me in doing the deal, contact me
The existance of that verb cracks me up. Its so close to the adjective corpulate on one hand which is nearly the same adjective in german - korpulent. Whats really funny though is that its also close to the verb korpulieren, which describes an activity I wouldn't want to get into with an embassador of an iraqi governor. At least no male one.
angstrom ·
willing to copulate ?
skOre ·
heh, yeah, just that 😀
And no!
doug4350 ·
I wouldn't want to get into with an embassador of an iraqi governor. At least no male one.
If not an ambassador, how about a camel 😀
Aloha,
Doug
electrogear ·
Hallo und guten dayen. I am Herman zie German, and I vunder if I can talk to you about sumthing zat wiill chaange your life? Iiif you send zie details, I vill give you sauercraut factory for free! Only send your credit card details now as assurance of yoour identity. Thiis vill even make you million air!! Send credit cardens to [email removed]
Sankyou
Hermie
ambitechniques ·
If you all could make me laugh like I am now, I will visit this forum many more times per day. 🙂
electrogear ·
Send zie Creditens!! Now!! Don't make Hermie angry!!! Come on! Dis iz free Sauercraut for all family!
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