SynthMaker

Everyone around here could use a laugh

Archive · 2012 5 old posts

From the original SynthMaker forum (2004–2014), with its members’ names and dates.

attic ·

I think everyone around here could use a laugh .. so here is possibly the worst software Promo ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BPV8c9rVQpg

Xtinct ·

As recomended by HypnoToad 😈

trogluddite ·

He he, yes a beer and a joke or two to lighten me up. My favourite has to be this parody press release about Windows 8...

All three versions will be sh*t says Microsoft (contains profanity)

And where would be without these classic gems to make you cringe... Best programmers jokes (contains groaningly bad puns)

Tomorrow I go play in the sun - there will be no important news until the weekend is over. 🙂

attic ·

Windoze8 Ah haha

There have been thousands of modifications to the system to ensure that absolutely nothing is where it used to be, while the trademark ‘download updates now?’ also comes in the form of an email request, an angry letter in block capitals and two ex-paratroopers knocking on your door at 3am.

trogluddite ·

One of my favourite cheer-me-ups that Daily Mash website. Three or four new articles every day based on what's in the news, and they nearly all split my sides. Possibly loses a little in translation if you don't dwell in the UK, even the writing style is a spot on parody of a certain kind of British newspaper - bit like when I read the Onion, I can see it's funny, but often haven't got a clue what the back-story is.

Anyway more silliness...

...from Fake Science

Weird, all this time here, and we never had a 'Jokes' thread going! How did we miss that?

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