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Just a joke I found. Please add more ones :oP

Archive · 2011 3 old posts

From the original SynthMaker forum (2004–2014), with its members’ names and dates.

tor ·

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he

was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a CAD

monkey please."

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a

monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be

$5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very

expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost

so much?"

The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in CAD - very fast, clear

layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive!

0,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up

drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said

the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its

own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper,

"That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's

an Engineer."

😀

trogluddite ·

LMAO - I shall update my business cards immediately - "Job Title: CAD Monkey" - you want a drawing, give me a banana!

It is well known, of course, that there are only 10 different kinds of people...

Those who understand binary, And those who don't.

philter5 ·

LOL, it feels so good to be a binary person... 😀

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